Festive AF: An Adaptogenic Pumpkin Spice Latte

I know, I know – is another recipe for the unofficial drink of basic bitches everywhere really necessary? Even Bond-villains-in-training want to feel the warm fuzzies every once in a while – it’s tough when you have to micro-manage your henchman all day (Идиоти…) – and you can’t drink vodka straight out of the bottle every day, right?…

Femme Fatale Style: Edges

  A femme fatale (totale) always keeps things sharpened – her wit, her charm, her tongue, her nails, and her stilettos. A femme fatale always knows her edges… I’ve always loved the concept of fashion as armor. I don’t ascribe to the idea that fashion is frivolous and without purpose – in fact, it’s quite…

Zero Fucks.

I have a confession to make. I’ve been a total slut with my fucks. I’ve given my fucks to people left and right, and I wonder why I am so fucking drained at the end of the day. Well, Comrades, that stops NOW.  Life is too fucking short to give your fucks out for free….

Bakelite All Night + Charlotte Olympia Goes B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    Happy Margarita Monday, my fellow Comrades in glamour! I don’t wear super high heels anymore, so you better believe that when I do, they are going to be the most extreme and just a little bit ridiculous 😉 Back in May, I was sitting in my Airbnb flat in Paris and I got…

La Vie En Rose + Bedtimes With Brassai

Is there anything more delicious than the perfume of roses? When I die, I want to be buried in thousands of rose petals in the palest of lilac… I  remember when I saw my very first corpse. I was eight years old, living in a small village along the Black Sea in Bulgaria. It was…

Mrs. Mia Wallace Vibes

  I said GODDAMN! Who else is glad that the week is more than halfway over? Well, Comrades, I hope that each of you have thoroughly decompressed and found refuge at the bottom of a glass… Let’s talk spirit animals…soul twins…twin flames… Mrs. Mia Wallace is one of mine (along with Oscar Wilde, Dolores Haze,…

Vices & Spices.

  PSA: Your dreams don’t have an expiration date! You know what I want to be when I grow up? A decent human being. There seem to be far too few of those around these days in this money-hungry, fame-whore loving, perpetually busy world. When did we give up on each other? When did we…

The Comrade General In Paris: Notre Dame + Cafe Panis!

I know I’m going to sound like every other girl who’s visited Paris before – but Paris, je t’aime! I am currently going through a mourning phase and drowning my sorrows in a stiff drink as we speak. How cruel it is to know that there is someplace around the world where you feel completely…