Strange People.

Barely able to stand, he gripped the bright yellow handle on the bus, tightly, as if life would slip through his fingers if he let go. He sat down, abruptly, on the plush navy cushioned seat, the stench of liquor heavy on his breath, streaming hotly out of his nostrils and staining his oily canvas jacket, wet…

Glow-Getter: The Glowing Green Smoothie!

  We all know that true beauty starts from within – though it isn’t always easy to give yourself the required self-care for it to shine through. A healthy diet shouldn’t be a luxury – it should be our first defense to live our best life. If we eat the right foods, it nourishes, strengthens,…

Festive AF: An Adaptogenic Pumpkin Spice Latte

I know, I know – is another recipe for the unofficial drink of basic bitches everywhere really necessary? Even Bond-villains-in-training want to feel the warm fuzzies every once in a while – it’s tough when you have to micro-manage your henchman all day (Идиоти…) – and you can’t drink vodka straight out of the bottle every day, right?…

Femme Fatale Style: Edges

  A femme fatale (totale) always keeps things sharpened – her wit, her charm, her tongue, her nails, and her stilettos. A femme fatale always knows her edges… I’ve always loved the concept of fashion as armor. I don’t ascribe to the idea that fashion is frivolous and without purpose – in fact, it’s quite…

Zero Fucks.

I have a confession to make. I’ve been a total slut with my fucks. I’ve given my fucks to people left and right, and I wonder why I am so fucking drained at the end of the day. Well, Comrades, that stops NOW.  Life is too fucking short to give your fucks out for free….

Bakelite All Night + Charlotte Olympia Goes B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    Happy Margarita Monday, my fellow Comrades in glamour! I don’t wear super high heels anymore, so you better believe that when I do, they are going to be the most extreme and just a little bit ridiculous 😉 Back in May, I was sitting in my Airbnb flat in Paris and I got…

La Vie En Rose + Bedtimes With Brassai

Is there anything more delicious than the perfume of roses? When I die, I want to be buried in thousands of rose petals in the palest of lilac… I  remember when I saw my very first corpse. I was eight years old, living in a small village along the Black Sea in Bulgaria. It was…

Mrs. Mia Wallace Vibes

  I said GODDAMN! Who else is glad that the week is more than halfway over? Well, Comrades, I hope that each of you have thoroughly decompressed and found refuge at the bottom of a glass… Let’s talk spirit animals…soul twins…twin flames… Mrs. Mia Wallace is one of mine (along with Oscar Wilde, Dolores Haze,…